Swingers Clubs: Swing here, Swing there... #Swinger #blog #Club

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Sex Astrology #Blog #Astrology #Sex #Compatibility

When it comes to astrology everyone seems to have an opinion, either they believe it or they don't. I believe that like most things, it provides a good foundation to learn someone or even yourself. It's not an exact assessment or dissemination of a persons character, just a helpful understanding. Some things are spot-on, while others are relatively uncertain or just plain WRONG. 
I strolled a few sites this weekend and ran across a sex astrology site. It allows you to match your astrological sexual compatibility. I must say.... I was surprised at it's accuracy. The site is sexualastrology.com. Below I've attached the compatibility results between someone I dated in the past, an Aries, against myself, a Scorpio.

.....Aries looks for a challenge. Therefore, mundane conversation ends this date pronto. Scorpio will act depending on the mood of this stinger. The date could be either very good or very bad. But, when this duo clicks things get hot and heavy fast. These two zodiac signs are physical animals. But, to get off on the right foot, Aries must handle Scorpio with proper respect and Scorpio must be sincere and have patience with Aries.A long-term relationship between these two stars has great potential. Aries will believe that his Scorpio lover is a dream come true. Selfless acts toward Scorpio will be returned with trust and respect. Aries’ horoscope would advise, “…practice patience.” Scorpio’s horoscope would advise, “…practice cooperation.” A love match between these two signs will be powerful, strong and lead to incredible sex.The Aries’ and Scorpio’s love of challenge and activity will spill over into the bedroom. This initiates the acting out of fantasies and role play. Aries and Scorpio will brave sexual areas where others would never go. While Aries prefers sex that is highly physical, and fast, Scorpio prefers all over tender caressing. There’s a lot about sensuality these two lovers can teach each other.Aries and Scorpio are so intense that they could get married or just have sex and separate. When these two astrological signs have differences, Aries will shout and Scorpio will pout. Scorpio will actually bury hurt feelings to be brought out at a later date. However, both zodiac signs will use sex to resolve any conflicts.

In this situation the relationship ended exactly as suggested above.... we got into a HUGE argument, I was given all kinds of extravagant uses of the word ((fuck you)) and we ended it just as quickly as it began. :)

The site was awesome! Take a look and let me know about your experience. 

Get down and dirty - I Dare You! #Blog #Challenge

In the last excerpt Ms. Kelly has reached a point of indecision. Struggling like many between a force of desire on one hand and reason on the other. BUT there are many things people should experience at least once in their life, even for conservative people like Ms. Kelly and myself.  

With most things, I’m very unadventurous, or pointblank unexciting. I feel secure in an environment of monotony and traditional routines. Deviations worry me.

On the other hand……  the absolute worst thing you can do is doubt my intentions or willingness to follow through. So long as I’m not a risk to myself or anyone else and I can potentially receive some sort of satisfaction out of the deal…. I’m all in. Screw the traditions.

My vices fall somewhere near and between speed limits, alcohol and sex. Not necessarily in that order. That means even unappealing A.I. Lee has had sex in ((a few... who’s counting)) public places. If you haven’t you should really live a little. Break free of your self-imposed box style livings. Consistency becomes boring after awhile. How long can worn down beds, sofas and countertops remain exciting?

This weekend I dare you to do something different. Maybe you’ll discover a part of you that you never knew. A woman named.... Ms. Jackson who enjoys role-playing and toe sucking foreplay. As encouragement I’ve challenged myself as well, if I succeed I’ll proudly post my accomplishment. If not…. I’ll pretend I did.

Swingers Code?? #blog #swingers

Is there really a swingers code?? I must say I’m still surprised to know that many people have no idea what goes on around them. The topics least talked about are the exact ones that happen so frequently around us. 

In the south we have a chain of grocery stores called Publix. They’re nearly everywhere and on almost every corner. They have exceptional customer service, delicious cold subs, perfectly selected fruits… the list goes on. I’m talking like I own the place, but they really are one of my favorite stores. Actually the elderly woman who won the Powerball $600 million dollar jackpot purchased her ticket from this chain at a store outside of Tampa.

About a few years ago, I was at a dinner and the host realized she was short an ingredient. Me being the sweet person I am, I made an errand run. The closest store was Publix. I believe it was as I was leaving that she told me how popular this store was… they were notorious for attracting swingers.

Entering the store, I received the customary greeting and noticed nothing out of the ordinary. I blended with the other last minute and late night shoppers who moved through the aisles with concentration. Curiously I wandered the aisles looking for the swinger’s symbol, a pineapple perched on the top basket of the cart.  To my disappointment I saw nothing… no sign of a swingers code to signify "swingers on the prowl."

Now I’m not sure how factual this claim is…. A swingers grocery store? This had to be nearly 3 or 4 years ago so I’m sure by this point the standards have either changed or maybe ceased. I’m not a swinger, however I’m not opposed to swinging clubs which are populous and ((I hear)) fun. Any takers?? Would love to hear your story.

::Dear Orgasm::

Hey you awesome readers!!

Don't hate me too much, but final exams have really been a pain in the ass and I will be honest... I haven't had much time to write. I'm a senior finance major so you can image my struggle right now... BUT... the good news is I will share something more intimate than my stories - My Journal!! [{Like you really care what's going on in my head, right?}] It's meant to be funny, it's okay to laugh..... Any who... Don't judge me too hard, these are thoughts... meaning I can't control these things. I think of random stuff and I'm very silly.

Dear Orgasm,

I guess if granted the opportunity to write a letter requesting to meet you, it would go something like this.. Of course I'd insist we conduct this interview by way of Skype or Oovoo because you seem to be rather unpredictable at times. I mean with the yelling, convulsions, scratching, choking, biting, slapping, hair pulling, etc. Well, I don't need to tell you, you know how you are. (thinking.. maybe GoogleChat would be better)
I've limited my questions to only five out of respect for your busy schedule and all.  Wouldn't want to deprive anyone of your magical bliss. Maybe we can have a second interview sometime. It's an honor to even get an interview with such a celebrity. Sorry, talking too much (*focused now*). My questions would be as follows: 

 1.   Was your first time as scary for you as it was for me? Because I swear I didn't know what the hell was going on. I would recommend a warning of sorts before you disconnect my vision. Speaking of which...

 2. Can we work out some compromise  I don't appreciate you flat lining my brain every time you appear. Sometimes I cant see, move, feel, hear... I appreciate you, but somethings got to give. And then you have me saying random shit like, "Is this your highlighter or mines?" ((Who cares?!))

 3. Are you celestial?  Or is this simply an Earthly or mankind perk. I mean, what a bonus! Do aliens orgasm or is that why they abduct us to figure out how they can get one...

 4. Do you keep count and favorites? Is there an orgasm all time high? A Guinness Orgasm record? An Orgasm Hall of Fame? An Orgasm Champion? An Orgasm Grammy? An Nobel Orgasm Prize? An Orgasms Choice Award #curious

 5. If you could tweet would you say something like #ItsNotPeeItsMeBitch #Splash! #InYoFaceBitch 

Thanking you in advance,

A.I. Lee     

THE END

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